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Online Booty Call Marketing Suggestions

I've been seeing several commercials for a new dating service titled Online Booty Call while watching [Adultswim] at night and it's interesting to say the least. One thing I am very dissapointed about the commercials is the voice-over. You know no sexy women are going to be using that service so why not use a voice that would be like the actual clients.



They should've definitely gotten the guy who does all the ESPN voice-overs. Now he sounds like a guy who is going to be a creep. You know that guy probably has chloroform on him all the time. Also they need a tagline to go with the name of the service. Let's try some out:

Online Booty Call - Making Date Rape Easy
Online Booty Call - Please I'm Lonely
Online Booty Call - You Don't Have To Pay For Sex
Online Booty Call - We Guarantee You 2nd Base
Online Booty Call - 2nd Base Or Your Money Back
Online Booty Call - Making Finding Local Whores Easier

Do you guys have any better ones?

Jerry Jones Is A Genius!

$1.2 billion for a football stadium, $559 for tickets at the C230 section, Punters not being able to punt due to a 160x 90 foot HD screen: Priceless!

Awkward Black Guys In Rick Astley Videos

After watching all of Rick Astley's music videos I found a rather disturbing trend, all but one of his original videos (Whenever You Need Somebody) had a black guy looking very awkward into the camera.
Examples (click on the pictures to view the videos):
1:01 - Cry For Help

1:06 - Together Forever

0:53 - Never Gonna Give You Up

1:25 - Hold Me In Your Arms

Patrick Roy's Best Fights

Roy is the greatest hockey goaltender of all time and also the best fighter out of the goaltenders. Here are some of his greatest "hits":





And if that didn't prove to you that Patrick was a badass here is his son kicking some ass as well:

It's obviously in the genes.

Which Christmas Album Is Worse?

Part One of an Ongoing Series of finding out which Christmas Album is the worst of all-time.
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Our first match-up is William Hung's Hung for the Holidays against Ringo Starr's I Wanna Be Santa Claus.

Hung for the Holidays reminds me of the first time I took Viagra.I wanted to surprise my girlfriend using it to give her an early Christmas present but then her parents came early to visit and it was all ruined but that story is neither here or there.

Let us compare the album covers. Both have the artists creepily being dressed up like Santa. It's a close one but I think Hung's cover is the worst due to pure low quality photoshop charm. So I got Hung 1 Starr 0.

The other major component is the quality of music and this is where Hung pulls away from the former Beatle. Let us compare two songs from each album. First listen to Hung's Little Drummer Boy (sorry I couldn't find a full version of any of his christmas songs except for one bonus track) and then compare to Ringo's version. Ringo is obviously the better artist so I think you have to give Hung the win.

Here is the one bonus track from Hung for the Holidays that I could find:

Who do you think has the worst album? Vote in the poll on the right to decide! The poll will be up for a week.

The Greatest Love Song Ever Written Is About A Dog?

Crazy For You by David Hasselhoff is one of the greatest (and catchiest) songs ever written by a Baywatch actor (barely beating out Carmen Electra's Go Go Dancer). I was quite surprised when I watched the video to find out that 'The Hoff' was actually singing about a dog. The recipient of David's love was this lucky pooch:

Watch the above video and witness one of the greatest songs about the love between a man and a dog ever written by a Baywatch actor (and most likely the only love song written by a Baywatch actor about a dog).

If you are really digging the song here is a link for the 6 minute single version of the song. My new jogging mixtape is just the 6 minute version of this song on repeat!

As always comments are appreciated!