Online Booty Call Marketing Suggestions

I've been seeing several commercials for a new dating service titled Online Booty Call while watching [Adultswim] at night and it's interesting to say the least. One thing I am very dissapointed about the commercials is the voice-over. You know no sexy women are going to be using that service so why not use a voice that would be like the actual clients.



They should've definitely gotten the guy who does all the ESPN voice-overs. Now he sounds like a guy who is going to be a creep. You know that guy probably has chloroform on him all the time. Also they need a tagline to go with the name of the service. Let's try some out:

Online Booty Call - Making Date Rape Easy
Online Booty Call - Please I'm Lonely
Online Booty Call - You Don't Have To Pay For Sex
Online Booty Call - We Guarantee You 2nd Base
Online Booty Call - 2nd Base Or Your Money Back
Online Booty Call - Making Finding Local Whores Easier

Do you guys have any better ones?