Online Booty Call Marketing Suggestions

I've been seeing several commercials for a new dating service titled Online Booty Call while watching [Adultswim] at night and it's interesting to say the least. One thing I am very dissapointed about the commercials is the voice-over. You know no sexy women are going to be using that service so why not use a voice that would be like the actual clients.



They should've definitely gotten the guy who does all the ESPN voice-overs. Now he sounds like a guy who is going to be a creep. You know that guy probably has chloroform on him all the time. Also they need a tagline to go with the name of the service. Let's try some out:

Online Booty Call - Making Date Rape Easy
Online Booty Call - Please I'm Lonely
Online Booty Call - You Don't Have To Pay For Sex
Online Booty Call - We Guarantee You 2nd Base
Online Booty Call - 2nd Base Or Your Money Back
Online Booty Call - Making Finding Local Whores Easier

Do you guys have any better ones?

Jerry Jones Is A Genius!

$1.2 billion for a football stadium, $559 for tickets at the C230 section, Punters not being able to punt due to a 160x 90 foot HD screen: Priceless!

Patrick Roy's Best Fights

Roy is the greatest hockey goaltender of all time and also the best fighter out of the goaltenders. Here are some of his greatest "hits":





And if that didn't prove to you that Patrick was a badass here is his son kicking some ass as well:

It's obviously in the genes.